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Gordon Brown to Golden Brown.
Phillipe Petite (Man on Wire) to Reet Petit.
Arsene Wenger to the opening line of this;
My mate's mum is called Irene.
Sung to my friend Bailey.
you can sing his name to the tune of the Rolling Stones song.
"Edie Sedgwick, Anna Karina, Aleem Dar!"
"You've got to hold on to Big Fat Bob,
It doesn't make a difference if he wobbles or not,
We've got each other, and that's a lot for us...
We'll give it a shot!
Whoaoooo, we're half way there, whoaoooo, Probert is a bear!"
I guess you have to be there.
So why don't we go
Out with Luis Figo
Also works with Brown Eyed Girl
Hey where did Fi-go
but whenever my associate Eric Stevenson enters a room, I can't resist belting out Billy Joel's "Uptown Girl" for it was long ago decided that this is his theme song.
i sing the kaiser chiefs' song "ruby" to my baby cousin ruby, but the song already includes her name so i suppose this doesn't count.
to the tune of Here Comes Your Man
"My head's like a kite!"
"My head's like Dirk Kuyt!"
not that i've ever sung this.
...to CSS's 'Alala' it's normally "Dermot Gallagher, Gallagher" or, if you're feeling a bit fruity you could change it to Kevin!
And of course, the classic, "Kanchelskis" to Cant Touch This.
mascherano to hallelujah
THE JOKE IS PAUL MCCARTNEY
(to the tune of erotica by madonna)
but not for long, the future, is coming on
he is an ex coventry city player, now plying his trade at watford i believe. so not really a celebrity.