After I picked up a takeaway curry last night, i got on my bike and slowly cycled down the pavement of a one way street, so i could join the traffic at the top. I weaved gracefully in and out of pedestrians, causing no problems whatsoever until I hear some horrid london accent say "road?" in a horrid sarcastic way. I turn my head and shoot her one of my famous Dirty Looks, then her boyfriend shouts "OI!" at me. In reality I ignored it and cycled home. In my head I turned round, got off my bike, removed its seat then jammed it down the guy's throat. The crowd cheers and the takeaway gives me some more free poppadoms for my heroic actions.

So, pedestrians that get annoyed at cyclists: pretty lame?