"The Defence Systems Equipment International (DESI) exhibition will take place 8 – 11 September 2009. Preparations for the event will start from 1 September. Access routes will be clearly marked out and, where appropriate, manned by security staff or the police ...you will need to have your ID badge on you at all times."
Pole dancing on Russian tanks! Gold-plated Drug-Lord Pistols! Middle-Eastern Oligarchs with hookers laid on by the MoD gazing longingly at SAM turrets. I reckon it would be pretty easy to blag a ticket. Just wear a black suit, pretend someone important is speaking to you through an ear-piece and walk in the door like it's normal. What could possibly go wrong?