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Ok, here we go!
A super genius goes in to see a doctor. "Doc," the genius says, "I think I'm too smart. I'm having trouble even communicating with people because we have no common frame of reference, and it's ruining my social life. Can anything be done?"
The doctor runs a series of tests on the genius, and indeed finds that he is too smart. He says, "Currently, your IQ is 250, which is vastly superior to an average man. This is why your having trouble communicating. I do have a cure, however. I have a machine that will drain away some of your intellegence, leaving you with an IQ of 160. You'll still be a genius, but you should be able to lead a normal life as well."
The genius immediately agrees to the treatment, so the doctor straps him into the machine.
Just as the doctor turns on the device, he gets a phone call from his ex-wife. They have a heated phone conversation for several minutes before the doctor remembers his patient. He rushes back, and is shocked when he sees the IQ readout at 75.
The doctor says, "Are you all right?"
The former genius just stares blankly.
The doctor shakes him, saying "Say Something."
The former genius replies, "Can I interest you in a health insurance policy?"
Its cause the funny people left.
HEY! What's wrong with Chevy Chase??
Now he's a bit meh.
Still funnier than Steve Martin now though. Oh Steve :(
Nice one, C Thomas Howell
did you ever see Chevy Chase's chat show
good good stuff
I would watch that ALL the time.
and it's cool that Goldie Hawn's son is Zack Morris
Whatever happened to him anyway?
I mean really he's still wearing the same clothes and talking directly to the camera!
He's even got the same haircut!
I tried quiffing my hair a few days ago and ended up with something that could only be described as a 'Zack Morris'.
Srsly, this: http://doasiwrite.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/zack.jpg
I wonder which product he uses
I like to think he does the same, being the all-American boy next door. We're two of a kind.
not that i'm implying that I or anyone else on this website is as awesome as AC Slater
Yeah! Pop my collar, drape a sweater over my shoulders, holiday in the Hamptons!
it's a hard life
wet t-shirt contests.
and the only downside is having to dress up like a bit of a tool
It's the only reason I kept it.
man I wish I went to a school that had scarves and khakis
Damn non-privileged education
He was in NYPD blue for a bit. No idea where he is now though.
I bet that he's fat.
He's talking about kleeb. And Patricide. And thedaythatthatcherdied. And kristy.
You're deffo in the top 67 funniest ever dis users.
'once I killer a man' and all that
Thomar WAS in in it. :)
thomfa wasn't :(
Pocketfuloflips wasn't :(
Mognol wasn't :(
It was funniest when it was just Sean and Matt posting 'wut' at each other.
DEAL WITH IT