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is the noise I imagine he made.
I think I'm dangerously attracted to this woman. It's the Sambuca that clinches it for me.
is the nicest possible way they could've described this fellow. In reality: lagered-up megacunt.
You leave my beef jerky alone!
the dog in the baby's pushchair is horrible. Really horrible. What the fuck is that site even about? Aaaaargh it confusing and sad, like a dog in a baby's pushchair.
Max looks like he bats and bowls to me
He's just ravaged a beetle. Or something else small.
He rips your throat out
stupid cock, see what I did ?
"Mr Feltham's father, Ian, said: 'He swears blind that he's never met her or seen her. He's not the kind of lad that gets himself in trouble – he's a kind-hearted, generous boy.'"
So, laydeez, I'm feeling generous tonight. WHO WANTS A PEEK AT THE PIECE?
You out tonight?
(these two comments are NOT related)
oh fuck off today
Mainly because I've called you a twat a lot.
but likely heading out at some point. Let me know if you're about later.
'he'd never seen her'? what? he just waves his bits about blindly? hes a fool
how the hell did she get close enough to his knackers to set them on fire?
well, he was in a similar group of friends. Hilarious story