Anyone ever had any?
When I was a grunge kid I had the AMAZING idea of buying up loads of shit bands t shirts, and (get this) writing FUCK on them. So instead of 'take that', they'd read 'FUCK take that'. And then I'd sell them on at a profit.
That remains my best moneyspinning idea to this day. Second best was the idea to record who many times mark lawrenson said 'in a muhrment' on each episode of MOTD, and set up a website full of this fact and other similarly excellent and amusing MOTD related stats. I even got as far as watching MOTD and jotting down notes on what other hilarious and fascinating things I could count FOR THREE WEEKS IN A ROW. How WOULDN'T that make me rich*
*don't steal my ideas.