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This reads a bit like a DiS thread.
'I know Mr Bean'
'If it was Darwin I'd have heard of him. He's a famous scientist'.
I'd be name dropping it all over the place.
Twin tax is a bitch.
G: 'I would spend £55,365.01.'
E: 'The 1p is vital.'
'E: I would first of all start begging on the streets, secondly start praying, and thirdly, ask my friends for some money.'
I bet he's a complete dick.
and G's all like, fuck that shit I've got a duck with a zip.
with all their big words THEY'RE NINE. WHAT NINE YEAR OLD USES THE WORD VITAL?!
When Thomas Babington Macaulay was four or five, his aunt asked him if he still had toothache. He replied: "Thank you, Madam, but the agony has somewhat abated." In reply, someone somewhere wrote "I think the temptation to spill coffee on such a child must have been quite strong." l to the izz-ol!
All small children have one or two big words they've just learned that they enjoy using whenever possible.
I remember when I learnt antidisestablismentarianism and then took it to school to show off. Great day.
If you had £1m, what would you do with it?
C: I would drive to London, earn another £1m, then I would pay the Queen for her house. She can live in my old house.
K: I would spend it on a house and some pet snakes for my worst enemies.
My nanny and grandad love me because when they look after us they get about £20 a night.