I downloaded this the other day, entirely out of intrigue at the constant threads about it here. Obviously I picked Leyton Orient.
After 3 days of painstaking tinkering with formations, player tactics and training regime, I got pounded 4-0 by Morecombe in a pre-season friendly. My 14 carat midfield diamond counted for nothing, and when we got back there was a message from Theo Walcott laughing out my admittedly derisory salary offer.
What the fuck?