this may be old news, but sky3 are showing an older series at the moment.....only on episode 4 of 40....1.30pm
i'm not sure i've seen this one...don't remeber any of the folk.....but one of you must have
anyway...i think i've just seen the best ever episode.
it's a cracker....an eccentric old colonel type bloke with an elaborate moustache is doing battle with...'two orrible queers with queer attitudes'......it's quite a ding dong, along the lines of..
'he fought so you could be queer'
'if he don't like diversity, why didn't he just surrender to the nazi's'
etc etc etc.
anyway....they're battling it out on the vote. another man pops up to chastise the veteran and side with the homosexuals....
'i must admit john, you did refer to the lads as poofs twice to me today, and i don't like that. it's 2004 and we don't talk like that anymore, i'm sorry john'
and then the major says....and i swear it's word for word
'i can't believe you've brought that up...that was said in the pirvacy of a toilet'
amazing, amazing telly.
also.....a fat man called chris who is actually a woman was caught on camera stealing chocolate from the cake factory they visited and there were a couple or corking quotes from another couple
'this trip has completely changed your mind about germancy hasn't it steve?...now you don't think they're all.....well.....y'know...anymore do you?'
'as you know, jackie and i have been off the coach most of the day.....because jackie....er.....she's had an infection.
'...in her mouth, by the way'.