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I did the (Kurt Angle) ankle lock on my little brother for the TV remote. I also started on the xbox360 remote after I lost to FC Twente on PES, I Won (h)
What about when They're coming to get you? What are you gonna do, huh?
don't remember, too long ago. I'm above violence to be honest with you.
I got served first. I won.
after i interupted a guy from chatting up the girl i was at the bar with whilt i was away at the toilet, he pulled out a business card. he sold fridges to offshore oil platforms, and his mates came over laughing that he had gave her his business card. me and his mate set about doing the scene from american psycho where they compare business cards. good banter.
as we were leaving the boy, who was now sauced up, stopped me at the door and said that he was "annoyed at my slagging him off" so we took it outside, i scuffled a little with him, and then he was pulled away. i probably wouldn't have done anything tbh, he was far more pissed than i was, but i just burst out laughing and walked away with the girl. into the sunset obviously.
Girls love it, and it rightfully humiliates the guys!
I know exactly the kind of bloke you mean Sheeldz and THAT is why I maintain I was right to flee Europe's Oil Capital.
there's a place near where i live called leigh and by day its full of for want of a better phrase, trendy pretentious wankers, and at night it gets swarmed by lairy essex boy twats.
i picked up a helium baloon in the last bar i'd been in to suck in later and talk squeeky, but on the way down the road this guy comes and smacks the balloon and starts shouting at me "what you gonna do?"
over. a. balloon.