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I think this will be the single best film ever
the man has no talent.
Does the word 'Spawn' mean nothing to you?
A licensed copy but a derivative all the same.
but the action force comics were about fighting COBRA... but then it became branded as GI Joe. Or was GI Joe in Action Force? Someone draw me a venn diagram, please.
GI Joe is also an older american toy similar to our traditional ww2 themed action man
They just renamed it.
It's got Sienna Miller 'acting' in it. That's enough for me.
When's it out? We should totally get the boys together for this.
If it goes awry, Rich might tear the screen down
There's a scene where they do a Fosbury Flop over a frickin' stinger missile. And I have it on good authority that this film contains ninjas.
How could it go wrong?
"The film focuses on Duke (Channing Tatum) and Ripcord's (Marlon Wayans) induction into the G.I. Joe Team, providing the audience's point-of-view"
Channing Tatum looks like a plastic doll. It's a sucky "origin story" when it should be about the unstoppable, gnarly kill-first-think-later Joe: terrorists slaughtered his family and now he just wants to kill 'em all while constantly puffing on a Cuban.
GI Joe producers... "so, channing, this film involves a lot of fighting... anything on your CV that might help with that... at all?"
What is he, a woman!?
Everything about it just fell utterly flat for me so I've filed it under PIECE OF SHIT.
BIG PLANES PEOW PEOW
A MAN WITH A ROCKET LAUNCHER BLOWS UP THE EIFFEL TOWER
THERE'S A NINJA WITH A SAMURAI SWORD
Every line of dialogue is just painful to hear, particularly the Trailer #2 finisher about going over the train instead of through it.
I remember actually laughing a lot when I saw True Lies for the first time. I like to laugh in a stupid action movie, not cringe.
He was Boris in Goldeneye.
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