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"fucking dead cat in the back garden this morning.... no head attached or anywhere to be seen! dead as fuck."
"Go downstairs in the atrium and see the puppy"
Doesn't really come close does it? The puppy had a head.
your standard response to such an email in future will be 'does it have a head, cos if it does I don't think I'll bother'.
to any "Oh no, I've got a spot" emails.
Turns out they're all boring as fuck. :(
Spoke too soon:
To: McKay, Tunde
And another hole filled.
I'll leave you to speculate on what that was about...
They had a specific ward/area for the people with "conditions"... One of them got out and beheaded six cats, leaving the bodies scattered around the estate. Charming stuff.
The best email I've recieved today is the one in which my landlord concedes defeat and agrees to let me pay less than hlaf the normal amount of rent next month.
TWO IMPORTANT THINGS
1. Shell profits down 70%
2. Emma and Stuart have lost their hamster
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Have a great day and hope to hear from you.
HUGE VIRUS COMING ! PLEASE READ & FORWARD !
I checked with Norton Anti-Virus, and they are gearing up for this virus!
I checked Snopes, and it is for real. G et this E-mail message sent around to your contacts ASAP.
PLEASE FORWARD THIS WARNING AMONG FRIENDS, FAMILY AND CONTACTS!
You should be alert during the next few days. Do not open any message with an attachment entitled 'POSTCARD FROM HALLMARK,'regardless of who sent it to you. It is a virus which opens A POSTCARD IMAGE, which 'burns' the whole hard disc C of your computer.
This virus will be received from someone who has your e-mail address in his/her contact list. This is the reason why you need to send this e-mail to all your contacts. It is better to receive this message 25 times than to receive the virus and open it.
If you receive a mail called' POSTCARD,' even though sent to you by a friend, do not open it! Shut down your computer immediately. This is the worst virus announced by CNN.
It has been classified by Microsoft as the most destructive virus ever. This virus was discovered by McAfee yesterday, and there is no repair yet for this kind of virus. Th is virus simply destroys the Zero Sector of the Hard Disc, where the vital information is kept.
COPY THIS E-MAIL, AND SEND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS.
REMEMBER: IF YOU SEND IT TO THEM, YOU WILL BENEFIT ALL OF US
A basic Google search reveals this email warning to be a hoax:
As a word of pure common sense: don't open attachments that people send you if you don't know who has sent them. In the meantime, fear not! (And tell your friends not to).
NOT THE ZERO SECTOR!!
amazing, i wish i got emails that weren't "xxx has posted on your Wall"