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'Hi, yes its Colin, yes I am very nice, do I have and money ? no I have little money and my penis is small and gentle'
RUNAWAY YOUNG LADY, RUNAWAY
I'll stop before I get my head kicked in. :S
GET TO FUCK!
I'm sorry Mirri, it's true. (Though I am a TOTAL LOSER)
as is an antique sheep, which sounds like the title of a Jeff Noon novel
I'm a total loser too though, so it's OK to like knitting.
let's us losers stick together...would you like me to send you some patterns, I've paid for a few and llike to pass them on cos some of the free ones online are a bit rubbish?
Furthermore; are you on Ravelry? (Facebook for losers/knitters)
But only because I have never heard of this. I'm checking it out RIGHT NOW.
And yes, that would be lovely! I haven't any to send you in return but I could work on a mixtape for you?
Just send me a letter or a postcard in return.
It's a bit confusing at first, join it...search for me; I'm 'custardlove'
I'll add you now but finish playing around on it tonight, I have to go out soon...and I'll send my address now. I'll send a postcard, Scarborough is postcard central :)
is the new Craftster, or something.
My gf has just got into it after being a craftster addict. She posted that she was knitting a jumper or summats and the actual designer of the pattern jumped in to say hi and give words of encouragement.
Generalisation alert! - Loads of lasses seem to be well productive on the intertron. Whereas guys (as the majority of DiS and similar forums for gaming etc) seem to spend their time making lists and arguing.
But that's fine, cos guys don't hold grudges so easily.
Er, what was my point...? Something about Mirri getting her neck in for not being down with the knitting....
/end of thread
helping her redecorate her bedroom
driving her to the dengie peninsula
...wow, life is really exciting :(
I'm assuming "driving her to the dengie peninsula" has something to do with that.
'take me to the dengie peninsula NOW!'
...i'm not sure it really works?
Five days later I ended up at the doctor's with a bad case of Burnham-on-Crouch.
It's mostly saltmarshes, nuclear power stations, old churches and roads that stop in the middle of fields. Weird place.
I'm pretty sure if Black Shuck lived anywhere in particular on the East coast, it would be there.
it's the most remote part of the South East, apparently.
is it worth a day trip?
"Sometimes Black Shuck has appeared headless, and at other times he appears to float on a carpet of mist. According to folklore, the spectre often haunts graveyards, sideroads, crossroads and dark forests."
St. Peter's On The Wall is quite good - it's an old church all on its own by the seafront.
I've missed a trick here
not what actually makes a woman happy, as in 'god, that's good'
doing exactly as she asks.
giving her children.
It's that simple.
Unless they're a Lesbian, in that case it goes:
Anal, combat boots, steak
continuing failure to acknowledge the existence of Gillette
and sling it up her arse occasionally
And mostly high maintenance !
I'm a woman happying machine.
I can produce those myself :)
Women can't be made to be anything.
just for the sake of having a glass of wine.
take her out
however firstly she will need something new to wear, so
1) shopping, to choose a dress and some new shoes (be attentive and appear to be being creative with your praise, whereas all you have really done is somehow discern which outfit she really thinks she wants the most)
2) somehow (despite having been shopping) arange for flowers to be delivered before going out (and chocolates (very expensive ones)
3) take her to a fantastic restaurant with the finest wines have lively and stimulating ans sincere heartfelt conversations with sadness passion humour and hope
4) somehow manage for you both not to have ate too much for 5) and 6)
5) go to somewhere that plays fantastic music that you both like (yet has an element of some new music for her) (It must also be music that you can dance to and still look good)
6) back to somewhere private for fantastic... (coughs) (make sure she coughs at least 8 times.....or fewer long protracted fits) (both slow and fast)
7) Barely sleep
8) cook breakfast (has to be champagne and orange juice)
9) go to an art gallery
10) before jetting off to a holiday in the seychelles
you could ruin the whole thing if for step 1) you suggest the cheaper pair of shoes (that she also likes) rather than the more expensive ones (that she really likes) and she ends up with the liked (but not as much pair) (even though you are paying you will still be marked down as a skinflint, and all the future events of the day will be interpreted in that light)
christ, you're such a complete dickhead.
Generalisation From Self.
Conjecture Framed as Factual Statement.
Generalisation From Self
Conjecture Framed as Factual Statement, AND
...all in one post. Plus Faux-Bonhomie.
After proving yourself the world authority on faggotry with your "I prefer hugging to sex" posts, I'm satisfied that we can place this whole exchange in the 'Hilarious Irony' file.
P.S. Is ignorance of simple logic concepts considered a burn, nowadays?
...okay. The problem you have here is that my alleged smugness isn't really the problem. The inferiority complex that leads you to call people smug (and music produced without cars going by in the background as 'ego fuelled') however, is the problem.
Maybe you should think on why that is.
How is your ignorance my fault, again?
What you just wrote means nothing at all. Let's try that again: How exactly does it reflect badly on me that I use a phrase in conversation that you don't know? Should I start dumbing down everything I know just so I don't hurt your feelings? Maybe I should pay for you to do GCSE Humanities again so we can operate on an equal footing?
I'd say it reflects incredibly badly on you that you're even using that as an argument. You're like the niggas in that Chris Rock skit: "What's the capital of Zimbabwe?" "Shit I don't know that! I'm keepin' it real!"
I went to an East London comprehensive and I learned it, so I'm gonna guess: Lots.
And while I appreciate that you're trying to dull the effect by implying that I was being in some way facetious: Sorry - no I wasn't.
Making general statements based on your own narrow views is a wankers argument. Pulling 'facts' out of your arse and using them as the basis of an argument is likewise, a wanker's way. Finally, resorting to common insults when you don't get the effect you wanted is just plain low.
It's no skin of my nose just to point that out.
this is a baffling post
what would you like to know about my maths skillz(sic) though? i'm happy to talk about them
it's gettin' denounced
nope, i got no problem being good at maths
apologiers to all parties if this is not so
whilst at work right?
I will happily spend more time with the hot girls at work tho...
I do spend a considerable proportion of my money on them already.
I'd rather indulge my passion for aviation and fine art thanks.
perhaps you could make your money go further
or perhaps make a masterpiece mosaic out of airfix kit pieces
one cant be objective about oneself
so tell us how rich you are?
it gives them a chance to breathe and to get things done properly
That would explain your bizarre and wrong views. If I'm wrong, you still say silly things.
"does it look like i've put on weight"
*spinning death kick*
than my suggestion
you're a woman...give us a clue?
Well, which day of the week is it, am I having a fat day, is the sun shining, where am I in my cycle, and did I get a good night's sleep, do I have a hangover? Ffs. I can't predict these things!
Y'all overlooking some really simple things like GREAT HUGS though.
"stop it Im frying eggs, its dangerous"
"stop it im ironing, its dangerous"
"stop it im putting my contact lenses in, you've made me drop it" followed by a punch
"stop it, don't do that whilst you're driving"
:( my hugs are not always welcome
You need to learn some timing!
otherwise i would be being insincere to my feelings, unfortunately it ends up not being as romantic as i believe that it should be in the ideal world
(the ideal world where clothes just remove themselves and without you needing to interupt other things you are doing)
and now I feel sad that I let all those good hugs go :(
and it is indeed a shame
can we discuss why you'd bother? I find women much easier to manipulate when they aren't happy
it's 2 for 1 so everyone wins
arms around her waist at a bus stop
buy her shit she doesn't need that you don't know what it is.
"well, i reckon there's a bit of carrot...possibly some peas...aaaand ooh, ooh, that's definitely a bit of sweetcorn"
yes i do
I've noticed that women seem to like cushions (when they have a place of their own) they seem to want to spend an inordinate amount on them.
My workmate is getting married soon (his fiance wants to spend an inordinate amount on chair covers for the reception...chair covers, is their anything more pointless on blowing £500 on? I like to remind him of this regularly
and i'm lending you a closed bracket from my name.
and dis still won't log me in as me.
and a kick-ass ponytail
never stop joking
be charming, charmed and attentive for genuine reasons i.e. cos you find her interesting and charming.
and be something that she likes or else the above will just be pestering.
Lesley Phillips stylee
yeah, im thinking 'lol' fo sho.
Specifically, Black Forest cupcakes.
Girls love cakes, apparently. I never knew.
Get her to say stoopid phrases in her swoony accent.