Villa have agreed a fee for Fabian Delph, and in a statement Leeds have said they 'would like to thank Aston Villa for the honourable way they've gone about their business', or something. Which is nice, isn't it?

Ricky Ponting has become a shareholder in Altrincham FC. Which is strange, isn't it?

Blackburn have signef Franco di Santo and that Kalinic fella that Pompey were after. I don't know who he is, but it's not looking good for Pompey, is it? Does pocketmouse still support Blackburn by the way, or was that only while Santa Claus was there?

Michael Gash, who signed for York last week, has already been arrested following a 'disturbance' in the city. Nice work.

John Hartson is 'out of critical care'. Lovely stuff.

That'll do.