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How to upset a charity mugger....
when the (rather attractive) blonde wearing a red bib and holding a clipboard sidesteps into what will be your path, the correct etiquette is to slightly increase your speed, flash her a smile and say 'save the spiel sweetcheeks'. She will glower and mention something about how you are 'a fucking pig' and then you can continue onwards you may have slightly worsened her monday, but significantly bettered yours.