One of my all time heroes reads the Daily Express. I feel lower today now than I should.
Fulham look assured to go progress in the Europa League qualifiers after a 3-0 away win against FK Vetra.
In other, less important (i.e. Scottish) news, Motherwell and Aberdeen both get tonked in the EL qualifiers, 0-3 and 1-5 respectively. Safety wink?
Toure loves Manchester city like a woman.
Oh, and Livingstone have been saved. Excellent