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I've got to go and see a doctor
First you tell us your complaint, we diagnose it, then you go and see a doc, who tells you that you've water on the knee.
but its too unglamourous and unpleasent
I thought that I'd share that much
99% of everything is unserious EVER. true fact. that said, i avoid doctors like the plague because they're all TERRIFYING, ARROGANT and ABSOLUTE CUNTS.
If you get a prescription, make sure you check whether it has dead animal in it before you go pick it up, and insist on an alternative if it's got gelatine in.
its obvs he has a sandbox tree growing inside him*
*on the off chance you do, sorry
scroll down to 'fruit'
good read? yer book i mean, not ^^those. i know those are good reads
you'll be ok
I'm basically medically qualified.
Well I've got a first aid certificate.
so i'm up there too
well its not good, but its not as bad as it could have been.
Its not really very nice to talk about unless one uses euphemisms.
I need a plumber basically, maybe some welding and soldering on some pipework, but at least i wont need a portable septic tank
Hope it goes well and they don't shove too much up y'arse ;)
It was bad enough with Dr Gupta this morning.
Its not nice, I don't like it. :,(
Im certainly no Frank
make sure you get a second opinion.
this is one of the worst things about getting old you guys, bits of your body falling apart, bloody hell, im not actually ready for this.
fuck fuck fuck
i know, why am i posting this on a forum? well maybe at least it might give peeps like disintigrated_mind at least one 'reason to be cheerful'
i.e. that they're not yet faced with decrepitude
Good luck creaky - hope it goes well.
hope everything goes aight