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Xerox Global Services.
What sort of decisions do you manage?
"'Choice of socks' was late in again this morning, I think I'm going to have to have a capability meeting with it!"
A more accurate name would be something around checking stuff based on risk and any recent changes made in the business.
it covered a lot of levels!
what shall i call it?
which was just the GL team of an accounts dept.
reckon there's a difference?
That's pretty wanky.
So he's very cool.
which counts, right?
look, its not my department
if only i knew how to operate the watch over there.
pretty easy stuff
Sometimes there's clouds and shit
or Jodrell Bank
They have doors with bars on and signs saying 'Caution: Lasers'.
We also have Emergency Showers on the corridor. I always want to try one.
i would love to design umbrellas!
North Foreshore dept
yours is worse, wanker
sounds kind of spec ops, no?
I think at the momemnt we're Knowledge Sharing or something.
Can a third party please determine which is wankier...
They've also temporarily put us in the Statistical Directorate despite the fact we don't work with stats in any way.
but his department is called 'Health and Wellbeing'.
Just nipping to the loo
sounds like a dating website. It's really not.
of which Emergency Planning is a subsection.
Makes me think of angry people with magnifying glasses looking for mistakes.
Nervous about later?
I just tried emailing you, but you're off all week.
What time are you picking me up?
See you then!
Oh the ironing. I would strongly challenge the claim that any of us here are intelligent. We can barely use the coffee machine properly.
*does the walking-down-imaginery-steps-to-the-basement move until out of sight*
that's fairly straightforward - we advise on our specialist subjects.