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I have a hankering.
But I only place chess by using real people on a board that is built out of pillars thousands of feet about the sea. When the pieces meet on the same square, they have to fight for dominance, with the loser plunging into the ocean. I sit upon a throne, high above the board, observing the fights with steepled fingers.
game on saturday yeah?
but am many miles away
i can't promise to make more than one move tonight. sleeeeeepy. and achin' from fightin'.
did you win?
no-one did really. the ref thought that, for a count-out of 3, you start when both people are on the ground, and whoever's on the bottom at 3 loses (they'd never seen WWF and we explained it terribly). on 3, it wasn't clear who'd won, both sides celebrated and demanded their winnings. she made a call and it wasn't me.
we're gonna do a re-match, Jolie vs. Aniston, at the next Pictures.
i have the Facebook Chess application. do you?
so if you want a real challenge...
Or maybe you're just after an ocassional player for a bit of fun, I don't know.
(I'm so annoyed that I had to break my social board curfew, ah well it is chess, a thread about chess!)
so let me boast :)
I'm nowhere near as good as I could've been (I could beat a county level chess player, aged 10) but still pretty decent and I understand chess theory reasonably well despite not having studied it for a while.
although I was years ahead of my fellow pupils in maths and my mum considered putting me forward for Mensa, but she didn't think it was the best thing for me at the time. I'm good at this boasting malarky, can you give me more ammunition please?
On a serious note this is all completely pointless, why did you feel the need to state your reading age when you were 11? Odd.
in a North Manchester primary school
what do I win?
there needs to be some kind of award presentation ceremony I think
btw, I'm going to ignore Bamnan
I reckon you should do this too
Im 48, but i have a reading age of 58 :P
at school, thought he could take on our deaf chemistry teacher. The teacher was marking, looked at the board about 3 times and bang. Had obliterated Amir. Ipso facto. Check and mate.
there are old men who charge people to play chess with them :D
i am threatening to kill you on the expressed instructions of gabrielle. and also because i think you're a cunt.