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and get to keep your willy, or keep your fingers, but have to have a finger for your willy?
do I get to have an opposable thumb instead of a nutsack?
Teabagging would be a whole new kettle of fish.
then you could get aroused and get your gun/phone/knife.
I believe the moral of that story is that anyone with penis hands will end up doing porn stars over pool tables, so I'm gonna go for the former.