i present to you The Room.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCj8sPCWfUw

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Room_(film)

"Is Denny retarded? Though he is apparently in college, it is never quite clear if Denny is a fully functioning adult, mainly due to his ignorance of social norms. In addition, he jumps into the bed with Johnny and Lisa at the beginning of the movie, prompting Johnny to kick him out by saying, "Two is great, but three's a crowd.""

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