ZONINO! 5
Will be at the Windmill on January 30th. Put the date in your diaries. The headliner is already sort-of-booked. He/she/it is fucking ace. About 25% of people on here will agree. Screw the rest of you.
Tickets will be a bit more at around £8 this year, subject to change. But as I've kept them at £5 even when putting on eight-band line-ups over the last four years, I think it's fair.
They will go on sale in a month or so. You WILL need to buy one if you want to come. There will be cake.
Here endeth the public service announcement.
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80% likely to be, yes.
noooooooooooo
:'(
oh god first post
NEARLY HARRU
Is it Mike Oldfield?
for fucks sake
Chumbawumba?
It's Chumbawamba, isn't it?
i'm putting two quid on blackout crew
and a fiver on chumbawumba
Beer?
Cake?
Bands?
o_o
Get ready to enjoy the nightbus back from Brixton...
I'm already thinking of renting hotel space in Brixton.
oh god.
I'm not going
It better be Andrew WK.
And i'm there, i think.
I managed to get a ticket for january just gone but didn't go
but january next year i will be at brunel so it will be easier for me to come! i'll try!
i've said this to previous events but i'll say it again
cool, i might be there
ill be there
heck ill even bring the cake
Now THAT'S what I'm talking about.
I made a batch the other day with nuts in
so so good. Seeing as i've ditched the veganism i might try something more adventurous. Bacon cupcakes?
I'll take six please!
Pass
It doesn't clash with my mum's birthday celebrations
Bless your soul, bamos. Groovy shit.
She's headlining.
Oh, cool
Is she bringing the rest of the Corscombe church choir then?
They would slay.
Can they do covers of indie-rock classics?
I'm thinking Screamager, Party Hard and Know Your Enemy.
ZONINO! 5: Corscombe church choir doing a "Don't Look Back" of the Manics' underappreciated 6th LP
They're going to encore with both versions of Repeat.
Raffle?
I'm going to break your other arm.
:D
Date was already in my diary.
...
Is it Morrissey? I've been looking for the chance to heckle Morrissey all my life. I bet he cries.
I'll bring a meaty snack.
You're worse than Pol Pot.
:)
Shouldn't you be cancelling your August plans?
George Pringle?
ITS AUGUST.
sticky?
It's July.
dopey?
ah sorry,
i'm on payday watch
Seen any?
one on the horizon.
nothing to write home about. is it august yet?
i've got a new black notebook
i've just peeled the sticker off the front of it
8 quid?
Fuck yourself
j/k
We;re putting the price of Something Serious up, so I feel your agony
Yeah, I don't really got a choice.
I wanna celebrate my 30th ON A HIGH but to do that I gotta pay more. CATCH22, or some shit like that.
Still, my thinking is that if people buy tickets (and transport) well early, it'll basically feel like a free gig by the time it comes around.
"He/she/it"
Lady Gaga? What a coup.
brilliant.
just reassure us it's not Del Amitri, at least
I'll definitely come back down for this though, whichever way.
I'd blocked out the memory of Del Amitri.
i gave Bamos a Del Amitri 7" at zonino! 2
i got it in a charity shop in Taunton for 50p
i shall be there
thanks for organising for all these years bamos, we all really appreciate it :)
ps. i'll see you in edinburgh in two weeks!
You're gonna be in Edinburgh too??
Exceptional scenes. TO THE BAR. You there all weekend? Where are you staying?
yep!
we are staying at cat and james too, your kicking us off the sofa-bed when you join us (we get there tuesday evening)
getting the plane home late evening on saturday so friday will be our last proper party night.
im very excited, it'll be my first time in edinburgh :D
this should be just after my january exams
could be done.
What, no free bbq?
If it doesn't clash with a snowboarding trip I may be there.
I'll come
and be less drunk and more convivial this timw.
I don't plan that far ahead.
liar
It's actually too short notice isn't it?
The band playing a gig, a holiday, a wedding or a birthday are the only things that I plan that far ahead.
It's bamos' birthday.
His birthday's 9 days earlier...or 3 days earlier. Either way I'll celebrate his birthday then.
Why would your band play a holiday?
I have visions of Theo's band playing classic rock covers
All summer long in a holiday camp in Majorca
* Nazi death camp
Hey, it's a guaranteed captive audience!
can my band play?
we will bring all the backline (well, 1 guitar and bass amp, drums, keyboard stand.
the windmill doesnt have a backline, its too small.
you have to stand on your amps.
I hope I'm past the stage where I have to book bands based on the fact that they can bring the equipment, but thanks anyway :)
Who are your band?
oh yeah well it'd have to be your thing as well of course!
dont book us cos we're shit but "they're bringing the backline!"
myspace.com/manflumusic
Nice one.
you finally book a Zonino that's not on my mother's birthday, and so I will say that I might be there.
This band better be good.
is this band any good?
Nah. It's Tenors Unlimited.
No No, No No No No, No No No No,
No, no there's no fivers.
£8 seems a touch excessive to stand around in a room with a load of people off the internet.
I can go to Wave Bar with that £8 and have seven pints and a packet of crisps. I think i will.
but
it's probably less than 20p per week between then and now and there's not a lot of room and if they want good bands it costs
You wouldn't come
if it was free and Bamos drove up to pick you up.
think how much you have to pay to get into sh!tty meat market type clubs and bars
that then charge you near enough £7 for a double.
£8 is worth it, it's a great night.
See KiK?
real life gurls go!
This is my post on this thread
In like flynn
are GvsB the band?
That would slay.
Uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh-huh-huh
i'd come
but i'll be dead by then
Paul Oakenfold?
can i do kareoke?
£8....
Rip off.... blah blah blah.... sell outs.... shall I start up a 'has Zonino run it's course spin off thread'?
Sounds good, I've stuck it in the diary. I hope you are going to get one of the following to reform for your birthday:
KaitO
Electrelane
Ultrasound
Republica
Lush
Meredith Brooks
No.
And it's a supergroup of all of those. With Daley Thompson on vocals.
I realise people are going to be 'Oh...is that all?' when I announce who he/she/it is, but that's not my problem. I'm just here to announce when things will be on sale to ensure that the people I like get to come.
Stat.
"It's a crack / I'm back
Standing on the rooftops shouting out..."
BABY I'M READY TO POOOOLE (vault)
Have you seen this?
http://www.e4.com/game/janey-thomson-s-marathon/play.e4
Fucking 'ell
I'm knackered...
Possibly.
However I'd hoped to make the last two as well, and didn't. So just, well, possibly. It's a long time away.
has anyone got a 2010 diary yet?
i dont want to hear about this again until jan next year.
I'm going to text you about it every week until January.
why only until january?
My New Year's Resolution will be to never text you.
You have 5 months in which to spamtext the fuck out of him.
that sounds horrible
cornedbeeftext sounds so much better.
It is 2009.
Yes.
So people have time to plan if they're travelling from far away and stuff.
Also, I'm REALLY FUCKING EXCITED about he/she/it. I have nothing else to look forward to in my rapidly-approaching-30 life,
Ian Bell's international return?
Screw You!
We're going to see The National in just over a week!
it better be skullthrash.
*schoolthrush
get it right man.
bangbang
I'll be there probably...
Honestly?
yipittyyup
babysitting dependent and all that, but I'll try my best :)
What excellent news! :)
SEE.
Give time for people to sort out babysitting, and they can attend.
This thread has already proved it's worth. SLICKY'S COMING!!!!
We all know she'll be knocked up again by January
She's only coming because she wants her next child to have a thin head and a ginger beard.
Expect another kid for the Slickster around October next year.
you're such an attention whore
I heard a rumour it was Kersal Massive
Main support is a solo acoustic set by Shutty from Terrorvision.
*cough*
Not just Shutty.
CAN I DJ?????
p.s. I'll try and make it to this one.
THINGS YOU NEED TO DO TODAY:
BUY TICKETS
http://www.wegottickets.com/event/59887
Good pricing! :D
A result of some tough late-night negotiations with the accountant, that :D
See, if I buy a ticket, and don't come, does a tree fall in a forest?
beacuse I might buy a ticket.
buy a ticket.
ima do this when i get home tonight
who is mystery headliner?
Please say the National. And it be true.
it's andrew wk/george pringle/chumbawumba/u2.
If it's U2 then I'm definately not going.
Though getting the chance to kick bono and the edge in the nuts is tempting...
FOR ONLY £7.50!
It's not The National, I'm afraid.
But it MIGHT be U2?!
^ it's u2 blates
Shall we start a speculation thread,
like what people do for ATP?
Please don't.
I'll tell you when I see you. I'm just not doing it online because it's a secret.
i heard it's gonna be Sunny Day Real Estate
When are Pavement reforming again?
I’m not that bothered.
That came out wrong. I am interested, obviously, but like, I suspect, everyone else, it’s not eating away at me, and it’s not going to affect whether I come or not.
Don’t forget that due to a hockey match, a twisted ankle and some Albanian painkillers I didn’t make Zonino 4 until gone 10.30pm anyway – I’ll be there for the lolz and sambuca whatever.
(although if it’s Chumbawumba I’ll get the last tube down to Brixton)
k
book your train/plane/bus tickets too
^ this
One of the reasons I'm telling people now: those 'elsewhere' should be able to get relatively cheap travel if they're booking in advance. SKILLZ.
that'll have to wait till next week
payday + offshore overtime.
put a calendar reminder in your outlook, son
keep the heid!
i will, i will
now i know how mirri feels trying to look after her boss
:'D
bought my ticket.
researching trains.
Oh if sheeldz is going I might go.
First ticket buyer!
You win a special prize. It's a U2 t-shirt.
excellent
it better be signed
I will do this at lunch.
Wow....
The date 2010 and the fact it's only 3 months away is a bit scary?
Four months and nine days 'til Zonino!!!
(buy tickets now)
In case they sell out?
This time, yep.
You need to buy tickets if you want to go. True story, I'm afraid. NOW BUY.
I bought tickets last time
at the door. But it still counted as a purchase.
And don't get pushy treacle...all in good time!
Soz. I'm just TOO EXCITED.
Because you'll finally have a time set
for when you can actually see me!
would you ever just put tickets onsale with me, you arse?
That costs me money!
And costs everyone else more money as well!
how exactly?
we don't charge you, retard. and how does it cost everyone else more money?
I dunno.
I'm just trying to think of an excuse because I forgot that you worked for TicketLand. What's the booking fee on your tickets? Is it as cheapy as the ones I'm using?
i can go cheaper if you want.
make it a round £8 to the customer :P
EMAIL ME
It's a bit late now!
I'm scared enough about remembering to take one list of ticket-purchasers in there, let alone two.
Anyway, let's forget that. I'll buy you a bag of Taytos to apologise for not using you and your systems. You're coming this year, right?
you suck.
2 bags.
it's your birthday and your 30th so it'd be poor form if i didn't. EVEN THOUGH IT'S IN BRIXTON.
Can I have the Taytos please?
DONT DENY ME THE TASTE OF HOME
</joke about the Donnellan love-length>
argurghrghhh
</joke about lettuce jalfrezi>
I made an event!!!
No flyer yet. Soz.
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/event.php?eid=272697125340&ref=nf
Who can I stay with please?
Can I come?
Also when is the optimum time for the BBQ?
june.
Am I to understand that there WON'T be a bbq then?
BBQing in January isn't really the done thing...
can you please make me some sandwiches then?
Do you need to buy a ticket if you're DJing?
it depends on your post count
<insert zonino joke post here>
i would like to go to this
but i am still a new user, and am not too familar yet with everyone.but i might show up
You don't need to know anyone.
It's a gig, by a fairly popular band, and more than half of the people there will be people who don't go on 'the internet'.
That's the last time I'm going to say it.
If that really is the last time, I'll be VERY surprised
P.S. Can I DJ?
He plays Rage
I suggest you let him
Aaahhh... it's a band.
not Andrew WK then.
IT'S KENICKIE, ISN'T IT?????
I MADE A LAST FM EVENT
http://www.last.fm/event/1231500
question: if i buy a ticket now, can you please remind of this in five months time when it actually happens?
Not a problem.
The chances of me not talking about it between now and then are minimal.
great
i'm going to attempt to not move on the same day this time around.
I'm 80%
i'm ashamed this joke hasn't been made yet:
Antony ???!!?
Might not be able to come this time.
Brother in law's 40th, sister may take him away for a week, so I may have to nephew-sit in Kent for a week.
Oh christ, I've just remembered how cold their house was in winter last year.
bring him down, get him drunk
he's not likely to be in the country
hence me looking after his sons.
bring them down, get them drunk
Tommy is only 12!
I'll leave you to answer to my sister. I warn you: she's pretty scary.
I owe you a drink though.
at least I think I do...
I have no idea
I don't remember these things. Okay John you owe me six drinks!
It may end up being the first week in Feb. I dunno. But she asked me months ago.
i dont know if i'll come
i haven't been on here long enough to get to know many people on here and i dont want to be the only one who doesn't know anyone else, what with everyone going being off of the internet and all.
i'm going
ergo you won't be the only left prick.
I'll be there I should think Sophia, and you know me
A bit.
i was trying to piss bamos off
:(
i have been posting on this site since i was 16
so like, 6 years. fuck
do you have any ID yet? :-)
you know what, monpot?
i actually posted my fully completeted passport application form this very morning!
fuck! bout time :p
As payment for that attempt at pissing me off, that photo of you from Z!1 is the current favourite to be the Z!5 flyer.
:'(
:D
flyer has to be colonol_brokenchairs stealing drinks surely
oh shit
thissomuch
i think you'll find that was Zonino 2!
i will give you extra presents
if you do this (i love you sophia :D)
I'll be there probably....
also, just how many flyer quality photos are there?
I get pretty drunk most times...hopefully not drunk enough to be the cover star :)
i wonder if brusma's intent to get me to come
is beacause i owe lbc a pint, and brusma 2 pints.
tbh i was only going to get you to buy me drinks cause i was skint
i have money now
that said, if you're offering...
fine then i won't come
you only wanted to come so you can buy me drinks?
well, if i'd known you only wanted to get me drunk.... ;)
pint of whiskey please
(why am I owed? what did you do to my sister?)
you sent me a link to an album about 2 years ago.
i always repay a drink debt!
when do you announce who's headlining (if you haven't already done so)?
I'm not allowed to do it until a week or so before the event, because they're playing gigs around then anyway.
I'm not against telling people, as I want my mates and stuff to buy tickets and come along. It is ostensibly to celebrate my 30th birthday after all. I'm just not allowed to do it on the internet.
fair enough skip (can I call you skip?)
high chance I've never heard of them anyway. This is a dig against me by the way and not your choice of music*
*apart from you once recommending Suburban Kids with Biblical Names which I subsequently bought and it wasn't much cop
OMG UR SO OLD!!!!
i'll be there :D
if there's no BBQ then can everyone bring something in to eat
like in school at Christmas party, SHOTGUN TINY SAUSAGES!
You ought to think about booking these guys
http://www.myspace.com/thescarletz
I saw them the other week supporting someone else. Their myspace page does them no justice whatsoever but they're all hot, write songs about kebab shops and their partners being gay and are a substantially viable alternative (financially) to Girls Aloud.
Though the Sugababes might be a few quid cheaper to book now too?
People are listening to me! Thank you, people.
Tickets have so far been bought by Huddersfield, Edinburgh, Aberdeen, Nottingham and London postcodes, amongst others.
Exciting times indeed.
I think I'm going to come.
But I can't buy my ticket until I get paid. Can I request a song?
just pay on the fucking door.
Which door?
THAT FUCKING DOOR.
Also, if I'm travelling 200+ miles I like to be certain that I'm going to get in and not get to the venue, the sign says SOLD OUT and I curse the day I ever listened to meths.
its alright,
there are 2 really crap pubs right nearby.
I have been to the venue once before
I couldn't see the band, missed the encore and had to sprint (with pointed fingers) through Brixton to catch the last train.
its the best way to get through the throngs on the high street.
We call them flip-flops.
Seriously meths, listen, just for once in your life.
YOU NEED TO BUY A FUCKING TICKET FOR THIS ONE.
"a decent pair of milkers"
I'm off on a date with Andy Towsnend.
He's the only person that understands me.
He's building a database!
you're more evil than clubcards
NO2ID
£8.25?!
You fat cunt
HEY PAYDAY, HEY HEY PAYDAY!
Buy tickets, Team Payday. Nice one.
this again?
Do i have to buy etc etc etc
YES.
Now do it.
can i just pay on the door?
I heard you just have to walk up and say
"I am Jamie Summers and I am on the guest list!"
yeah someone on last.fm told me that
Can you erect some kind of BBQ-off...
In the garden where Jack_el_biscuit, meths, Theo and I all try to get through to a round where you have to judge our homemade burgers?
Theo?
He'd probably make turkey stirfry.
*tofurkey
Q - if I buy a ticket, realise I can't go, can I sell it on?
Or is this classed as touting?
i'm not sure
the windmill has pretty stringent security.
Hmmm, I may need to start a Scarlet Mist link
A. yes, you can
can i claim a refund on my booking fee?
Can I claim a refund on all the Oxjam donation shite!
can i jam with oxes instead of paying bamos to see chumbliwumbli?
Sure.
Can I DJ?
I have a very large CD case filled to the brim with wonderful musical gems. please?
I'm going.
IMPORTANT BLOCK ZONINO DÉBUTANTE WARNING
Don't ask 'real' people their 'internet' names / Don't ask 'real' people their 'internet' names / Don't ask 'real' people their 'internerd' names / Don't ask 'real' people their 'internet' names / Don't ask 'surreal' people their 'internet' names / Don't ask 'real' people their 'internet' names / Do ask 'real' people their 'internet' names they love it / Don't ask 'real' people their 'internet' names / Don't ask 'real' people their 'internet' names / Don't ask 'real' people their 'internet' names / Don't ask 'Seal' people about 'kisses' nor 'roses / Don't ask 'real' people their 'internet' names / Don't ask 'real' people their 'internet' names / Don't ask 'internet' people their 'real' names / Don't ask 'real' people their 'internet' names / Do ask 'Guntrip' if his 'real' name is 'Guntrip' / Don't ask 'real' people their 'internet' names / Don't ask 'real' people their 'internet' names / Don't ask 'real' people their 'internet' names / Don't ask 'real' people their 'internet' names / Don't ask 'Ronseal' people if it does exactly what it says on the tin / Don't ask 'real' people their 'internet' names / Don't ask 'real' people their 'internet' names / Don't ask - just don't ...
^ this
My brother thought I was cool until I spoke to you.
"What? Username?"
you coming?!
i will kiss your feet.
If someone would kindly put me up for the night again, sure, why not
I'm sure I can work something out
It'll certainly be a far more dignified and coherent appearance...
hi
so tomorrow i am going to book my train tickets. this is where i ask you people to put up a bearded scottish person for a night / maybe more / somewhere on a floor for me to sleep.
i will bring short bread.
maybe
Hopefully I will have got my own place down that end of town by then anyway, but I should have space where I am now.
you might struggle...
do they not only sell them 12 weeks in advance or something?
It's usually about 8 weeks.
Train tickets for the first ATP weekend in December, for example, only went on sale last week.
I know none of you (well I met some at Latitude last year but forgot real names)
yet am approaching the point where I have been hovering over the music pages long enough that, after two or so years, I consider myself a big more regular.
Would it be really really awkward if I went? As in, would I feel awkward and bad about myself? I don't fancy that too much.
*bit
no, just bring along a friend or two if you're worried about meeting people
i'll risk it, buy mine on the door.
I should probably sort out coming to this then.
I might book a hotel this time, then puke in it.
That's the spirit.
is it for Bamos' 100th?
i can't come anymore.
soz :(
We're now inside the three month boundary, so you can buy train tickets.
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We also have a flyer.
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f138/bamos/flyera6.jpg
Also: buy tickets if you haven't already. http://www.wegottickets.com/event/59887
Who's starring in the flyer? I expect drunken men of DiS!
Also, we already have our tickets. Thx.
It's Ros. Have you not met Ros?
Zonino is going down the sex sells route this year. Or more sweat sells, in this particular instance.
I've met her many times
but obviously never when I was glued to the ceiling and she was puckering up to me extravagantly.
Now you've said that I recognise her.
That said, I still would have preferred a shot of you sweaty and drunk and wearing that gingham-esque shirt I always think of you in.
There were other options.
But I burst out into uncontrollable laughter when I first saw that photo, so it had to be that one.
That and the colonol had a crying fit at the one I was going to use.
Show us the one you were going to use!
http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2107/71/36/199708976/n199708976_41835686_7494.jpg ?
OH MAN! That's so good!
thexy
access denied for photobucket :(
can someone put the flyer on twitpic?
I'm coming`
who can me and catriona stay with?
:D
Is the headliner common knowledge?
I thought it was but it's not mentioned anywhere here
Don't think it can be mentioned for a while.
Oh OK
But does everybody know? They must do, why would I know something interesting and uncommon
Quite a few people know, yeah
even I do, worryingly enough.
I want it to be a SUPER SECRET SURPRISE on the night
Like the sex of my first child.
*with
Barely works
'Like the sex with my first child'
God, I feel like I'm in an ill-judged sequel to 'Borat'...
I don't know.
Can someone PM it please? Thanks.
Secret Headliner:
D_/S_P_R/B_MOS
This seemed an appropriate sticky.
cliquey bastards
For fuck's sake Theo.
I'm going to live with Meths.
It can't be that bad!
I heard meths' neighbours are lovely.
Look, to cheer you up I've done a new flyer:
http://theogb.com/archive/z5_new_flyer.jpg
Don't come crying to me when Peggers starts pouring acid on your knackers.
I think the Windmill is in Brixton not Buxton.
http://www.specsavers.co.uk/stores
There's an amazing picture of Bamos on my facebook album
from ATP Vs The Fans last year. That should be the flyer.
Like I have time to hunt for it. POST IT ON HERE!
I can't facebook at work
look for it, it's good. Everyone 'liked' it.
This one?
http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs008.snc1/4446_112528286616_745456616_2591285_1815528_n.jpg
i don''t know
can't facebook at work.
Okay, check the flyer below!
Okay
http://theogb.com/archive/z5_new_flyer2.jpg
that's it yes.
it's not as good as i remember. sorry.
I love it.
I think the Windmill is in Brixton not Buxton.
Oh fuck you, Theo
^ drink thief
It doesn't matter.
It's all about http://theogb.com/archive/z5_new_flyer2.jpg now.
:D
That new bamos picture is so amazing you're deleted now.
does everyone know that chumbawamba are about to go on tour?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2009/nov/26/chumbawamba-riot-rebellion-and-bloody-insurrection
specialol guests!?!/11/111!!!!1