Weekend 1 (this weekend); Little cousin (19y/o m) coming to visit for the first time. Cue getting drunk, trying to set him up with older women and maybe some La Liga football friendly action on the sunday.
Weekend 2; Hot lady coming to visit! ;)
Weekend 3; Summer Sundae!
Weekend 4; Free house, possibly another visitor from Glasgae.
Weekend 5; Either Reading or Edinburger.
WOW, it can't all come soon enough!