Weekend 1 (this weekend); Little cousin (19y/o m) coming to visit for the first time. Cue getting drunk, trying to set him up with older women and maybe some La Liga football friendly action on the sunday.

Weekend 2; Hot lady coming to visit! ;)

Weekend 3; Summer Sundae!

Weekend 4; Free house, possibly another visitor from Glasgae.

Weekend 5; Either Reading or Edinburger.

WOW, it can't all come soon enough!