the keyboard to the imac on one side and the casing of a macbook on the other are both periodically (and with increasing frequency) jolting me in whichever arm is on them at the time. they're plugged into separate power supplies, so i expect it's not that, and no-one else in the room is experiencing shocks, so it can't be a building thing.

i can't wear a watch because i have too much body static electricity, they stop within a day or so. this might have something to do with it.

am i going to die?

i'm going to die aren't i.