I'm sat at my desk and I've just grabbed hold of it and given it a bloody good shake. I can't believe how hairy it is! Sure, I haven't cleaned it in a while, but for that much hair to get tangled up with it? I'm not exactly Hirsute McHairyson.

Anyway, how often do you clean your keyboard? And what sort of rubbish do you get out of it? I found an eclair. Lovely