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and big boobies
i have dwarf arms, im told :'(
has someone made one yet?
its a very accurate picture actually.
i am trying to sort out all the sharp edges at the moment and then going to see if i can get 3 dimensional surgery.
cue halfhearted creepy response from DM
use this http://www.pixlr.com/editor/
Do it properly!
your tattoo is well hard btw.
Oooh, uhn (!)
and writing. THEREFORE I AM A PENCIL
cuz she's a dick. Right? Right.
sorry it's shit. i should have made you look creepier.
I deleted paint from my laptop
I dont even know how I managed to do that
I did my eyes, then I got bored.
I mean, I'm missing out my luxurious hair, my noble nose, my strong chin and my handsome smile. But, y'know, no biggie.
I cant jibe ANYONE.
Form a line, ladies.
did you just paint over your own picture?
Are you angry because you have a small penis?
my real penis wouldn't even fit on the canvas. I've done loadsa birds me, ones with massive boobies and all that and they all said i had the biggest willy ever
You mean, "It's all a case of forced perspective, skellywager. From the angle the portrait has been drawn, my legs and cock look tiny, but up close and in real life my penis is about the same size as the damsel I am distressing"?
Did you originally turn that phrase yourself, Tony? It's pretty impressive.
Right as I was writing it.
this one is to scale
given the scale of your penis to the damsel in the picture,it must be frustrating to have one so big that it is incapable to penetrate.
do you have to sling it over your shoulder when you want to wear clothes?
it's very much a badly drawn hoody.
as spent 4 hours at work while bored doing this one of my whole band the other day... I need to get a more stimulating job I think...
I am Dan on the left x
i <3 my coat
the random hair colour is due to me being awful at dying my own hair.
now looking at everyone else's picture, time and effort has been spent on them! I just about drew mine in one go....