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Things that are wrong with London
1) There's way too many people
2) Even the "nice" areas look like shit holes
3) Parks are you greenery. Shit.
4) Most expensive transport system in the world
5) The tube closes at 12:30am
6) Everything is bugger off expensive
7) The London accent has pretty much gone from cockney(ish) to Ja-fakei-ian
8) Shithole areas are called "vibrant"
9) Being in an unsigned band, no-one gives a flying toss or comes to any gigs or club nights that aren't very established (remember this board is full of the exceptions to this rule)
10) Full of lots of "Londonite" cunts like those from the T Mobile advert singing... most of whom aren't from London so think that whoring yourself out to a corporation for an elaborate advert in Trafalger Cocking Square is fun and interesting when it's actually god awful.