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Worst. Comedian. Ever.
has this been done?
BUT LORDY IS HE BAD? AMIRIGHT?
but funnier than Gina Yashere.
whoever he is. He sucks in funny like a black hole sucks in light or your mum sucks... hang on phones ringing. 1m.
Must be the guy who writes The Inbetweeners.
and that's a fact.
give me a minute...
The pinnacle of 2000 years of curly haired man achievement is....the television work of Tom Baker
this is an absolute truth.
this is amazing!
Brusma last night: "You can tell dinosaurs were black because they were great dancers."
He could die tomorrow and his life would still be considered a total success because of this line.
Ryan Giggs is proof of this not being true
i hate this cunt. in fact he gives the word cunt a bad name.
he is a steaming festering boil on the rotten lips of a corpses cunt
did this yesterday and was lambasted for it already being done.
this fella really gets on ppls goat, he should watch his step b4 he gets merked
I have special status round here whereby I'm allowed to repeat stuff already done.
I'm sure he falls under the broader umbrella of the curled so I'm sure I disrespect him (to the max) as well, but I don't know who you're meaning
I just don't care who I offend.
I love that curly haired standup that's on the continuity links promoting 3's sponsorship of something on channel 4 (8 out of 10 cats or something) his mobile phone/internet interface jokes are so original and funny!
That one about videoing yourself banging on a pain of glass so people think you're trapped inside your mobile?
1) The mobile will be most likely IN your pocket when it rings.
2) You would therefore have to hold your phone aloft to show people.
3) You clearly wouldn't be trapped inside your mobile since you are actually full size, holding the phone aloft.
4) Need I go on?
Is the thought of all the hilarious office-joker types who will actually do it.
1. does he write the jokes himself?
2. if not, who does
3. if not, does he find what he's saying hilarious? or does he die a little inside
4. how many takes did they do before they thought 'yeah, thats gold right there'
5. who commissioned this drivel, and did they know what they were getting themselves into?
6. his name and address, or failing that, his mother's
Is he people?
and I promise I will never ever buy a "3" phone specifically because of that advert. Not only that but I will actively discourage other people from buying a 3 phone by making unwarranted claims about them which I am unqualified to make.
Did you know 3 phones don't work if you're more than 250 feet above sea level??? :0
"People said 3 phones don't work if you're more than 250 feet above sea level!"
That's fucked up!
I'm not buying one of those no way!
So I make a whopping two people on this thread who realise it's supposed to be shit?
it's deliberately shit?
How do you know this? Why make something deliberately shit?
I thought it might be the flap who does the strongbow or possibly some other cider adverts now.
why is he deliberately shit? why not get someone not shit then you look good.
I see nothing that indicates that he is meant to be shit. The audience is laughing. If he was *meant* to be shit they'd be doing what the TV watching public is doing like throwing stones at the telly and stuff.
he looks around smugly in anticipation of his much deserved (IN HIS MIND) applause. And then someone presses "play" on the recorded laughter.
Seriously that's how I remember it.
He's even shit when he's not selling phones.
makes me sick. lets not condone this. lets just go back to hating him and wishing aids upon him
My grandfather is called Jim Davidson. He once claimed in the Financial Times that he was funnier than the comedian Jim Davidson. True story. I was hoping that it might all kick off and end in a battle of the stand-ups type contest, but Jim Davidson didn't argue with him. Probably because he was busy writing racist jokes at the time and didn't have time for such trivialities.
'My grandfather claimed that the Financial Times was funnier than Jim Davidson'
Probably true as well.
I don't know where they come up with this stuff!
You're not better than Hitler.
And to think I believed you when you told me you were looking after those massive swastika banners and flaming crosses for a friend.
He's probably a really nice guy, a struggling comedian who took the 3 gig to make some money and pay off his overdraft and stuff.
Maybe he has a sick relative and needs to pay for the treatment.
Maybe everytime he sees himself on telly sucking corporate cock he dies a little bit inside.
Shame on you all.
Why has everyone been saying that he's curly? This is a fucking outrage. It's like saying "Oh have you seen that black guy with the moustache who wants to annex Austria? I hate him".
can't click on the picture. He certainly gives off a curly vibe.
Not even in the slightest.
and in turn, are idiots who've spent too many media lessons looking for subtext and post-modernism in cereal boxes
''About a week ago I recorded all these idents / adverts for three mobile. They're basically the kind of things that end in "3 mobile sponsors original comedy on 4" or some such slogan. Anyway, content-wise, they're me doing stand up about the internet, so I thought they were probably worth mentioning. I haven't seen them yet, and they presented quite a challenge as I was suddenly trapped inside advertising guidelines and up to 5 second time limits (not an easy feat) but fingers crossed they'll turn out really well''
sounds like a man who's going for straight laughs to me....and don't give me 'advertising guidelines'....if you dance with the devil, you can't get upset when he starts to lead....or does the rhumba.
so not "deliberately shit" then. Just shit.
To be fair, he may have recorded some AMAZING ones but advertising bigwigs just selected the ones where he looked like an unfunny c-word.
i think not
I'll take your word for it.
i can go back to hating his fucking guts then, the cunt
why have they put over really tepid, slow laughter on them?
im surprised there was anything
Sorry to drag this out, but don't you find him entirely hateful? The worst part for me, is after his "punchline" on each part. He unfailingly pulls a face which is obviously intended to extend the laugh by showing he is both a part of it and above.
All it really achieves is giving me the urge to swing from his crappy hair and randomly thrust my knees so I can hit him in the nads without giving him the pleasure of having me do it intentionally.
...the Guardian blew his fettid trumpet.
Spencer Brown. Guardian love him.
i think it is intentionally shit. but even so, i cant condone it
He's in Nathan Barley, he's Rufus, the dude with the powder blue flatcap, and he's fucking awesome in that.
i wish theyd make more. you drift off...while i have a scoff
he's quite funny on stage, shockingly (and no, i haven't seen him on 8 out of 10 cats, because it's got jimmy carr on it, who is probably far worse just for being jimmy carr)
i wouldn't pay just for him