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Must be available for gig going, kisses, cuddles, and general good times.
Thank you please.
please tell me what stuff you would like it to say...
I generally just want a girlfriend I can please rather than satisfy my own needs. Im all about the giving ya see. :)
p.s. so Gabby, do you go to 'concerts' then? is a 'gig' too downmarket for you? please explain :P
i make up so much shit about myself its not funny
my favourite is a story about when i was little, and wanted to be a superhero, and called my self Leafman, and my power was floating down from tree's like a leaf, cos i liked climbing trees and was weird. anyway, one day i put i actually tried it, and thats how i got this scar. <point to unrelated scar>
if they laugh; well in there
if they dont; im going to get another drink, you want one?
And I'm a nice person, but I would say that.
despite you barely posting here. you should be ashamed.
cheers man, you're too kind.
country music style dancing
and mainly no physical contact
if you asked for this, then you would get plenty of hot chicks.
99.999% of guys aren't good looking. therefore they should KEEP THE FUCK AWAY.
this guy liked me once, and i didn't like him and then he was all "HEY HANNAH I LIKE YOU" and i was like "GET AWAY FROM ME I'M CALLING THE COPS."
true story, gabrielle, true story.
tall guy, glasses, brown hair.
simon, you creepy rascal, when WILL you learn?
Saying that however, plenty of you lasses out there are pig ugly by the way.
I only speak the truth, you can't say 99% of guys are ugly without admitting the same applies to girls... Tis just fact that is.
Besides I don't care about a girls looks like anyway, I was just trying to be fair like.
Also, I watched some of aformentioned cartoon last night. not bad, not bad at all...
bald monkey like things but with creepy huge eyes; a squelching blob with broken sticks at each corner with weird boney, animated claws; and spongey, fatty flaps for genitals.
AND we stink
Was starting to panic for a minute there...
jumping over fire
getting kissed tenderly on the neck
"I'm dissatisfied with this room. I was told I would have a sea view, but all I can see are the bins. I want to change my room." Cuz girls do that a lot.
The credulity of ufologists"
now i do
my mum and i would watch it every week. then i grew up and it got replaced by university challenge. aw.. i wonder if she watches anything on her own nowadays?
romantic walks along the beach
I can vouch for this guy laydeez, he's a catch! (People still use that phrase, right?)
cheers man ;)
i'm looking for a barely legal teen to pour me drinks and rub chicken grease on my dong. Applicants should have a knowledge of Man City and an enthusiasm for the extended guitar solo. £12,000 pa
but I have a boyfriend, somehow. I'm also quite alternative, or so I am told. Did you watch Smack the Pony too?