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Let me think about my weeks events first.....
shall we chat about me pulling on sunday instead?
but you are not seeing them. i look totally wrecked after being on the booze all day long!
go me! go me! go me!
those things must be LOADED with cholestorol.
The bad sort.
There's only one person round these parts with the authority to do DDT!, and that's me.
I'll let you have this one, cos I'm on my day off and in a good mood. I shall also concede the absence of the past 2 DDT!'s owing to me being in wiltshire for one, and being at my graduation for the other.
Let's see. The other week i was at a BBQ in Nuneaton and me and another guest decided to make it our mission to drink the 1/3 botlle of Jim Beam I'd brought with me. This was after we'd demolished a case of Brother's cider, and had other stuff. It was pretty intense. I was still drunk the next morning. I brought the empty bottle back as a testament to our achievements.
On Saturday my manager left his wallet unattended while on break, so I stole it for 2 hrs. I gave it back to him as I left to go home. He hadnt even noticed it'd been gone.
P.S. Can I take over replying to everyone's stories like I usually do? Pleeeeeeeeeease? *looks appealing*.
or even have a wee peak in it?
He goes out with (and as of a few weeks now lives with) my supervisor. I didn't want to open his wallet in case he had a picture/pictures of her in some compromising position/state of undress in it.
I wanted to draw his attention to me having his wallet by going through the tills and trying to buy something with his creditc card and shouting over 'STU, WHAT'S YER PIN NUMBER?!', but I didnt in the end.
But you missed a good opportunity to do something a little naughty!
But having to forever* look at one of my supervisors and thinking 'I've seen you naked/in really revealing underwear' is a bit wrong/dodgy. I mean, she is quite fit, don't get me wrong, but still......it's hardly what you'd call 'professional'.
*definitely not forever. If someone from the future told me I'd be working in a supermarket for the next 50 years I'd kill myself. It's only paying for my job search atm :P
nothing today. YET. I am about to go to the toilet. i MIGHT do a forward roll.
I want to see an 8 at the end of today sheeldz.
Stair jump + forward roll would just be technical perfection though. Especially if you did stair jump into tuck-roll.
fucked the knee at gym last night and need to rest it for fives themorrow night
Then you are excused.
I sound like a gym teacher.
lighting a cigarette using the stove.
DONT DO IT TUESDAY
don't do it.
this job is too comfy for my own good.
now i have it
Don't oo it
When you wanna go do it
When you want some cash.
Repeat ad nauseum
I also had a cuppa tea with absolutely no sugar in, it tasted like the chain of a bike.
we're going ghost hunting. and possibly attempting to break in to a castle.
(we know ghosts don't actually exist, but it's an axcuse to go and explore old buildings and stuff)
swerving to avoid puddles and nearly colliding with white vans.
it was exciting.
shattered my knee cap and the guy i was racing landed harmlessly in a bush along the edge of the road
do not like the sound of shattered knee cap.
It didn't cut me though. Also I jumped over a MASSIVE puddle on the way home from work. I did the arm thing that they do in the long jump, AND I completely just went into my natural walk straight after.