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please. i feel like a busted sofa
and definately not funny.
Im never drinking again
But then I did have BERROCA (Hi Sean).
Drinking so much water that I may drown.
Juice bar = your order;
Orange, Carrot, Apple and Ginger.
Squirt of Lemon too.
Best cure ever.
And a bacon sandwich.
this has already been planned. Along with a nice big dooby
(there is no punchline to this joke)
I don't get it.
was going to say, pull yourself together man, but thats the curtain one
and answer me this: why can you not use a date stamp without covering yourself in ink?
but im guessing its a common problem!
thats why i freaked a wee bit
ive just got some on my face, unfortunately in the form of a hitler moustache. and considering im currently the 'face of bradford council' its a serious problem!
im the receptionist for Bradford council atm. its hilarious work.
pretty hilarious in here at times tbh
and yes, i did just touch your boobs during that hug.
Wanna come to my house and do some spooning?
i got a half day! what do we say to half days? YES FUCKING PLEASE