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has made me happy :')
then follow the statement with a sad shake of the head and downward gaze. then go get your coat, hide one hand in your sleeve, walk back in and say 'well, i'll be off then. if you come across my left hand could you stick it in ice for me? i'll collect it tomorrow. thanks :( "
(turn my head away and mumble for a bit)
about a dog
I have to go and get my friend some supplies
Cya, wouldn't wanna be ya"
"I need to fart" face and then sit bolt upright and say "UH-OH!"
or just go outside 'for a fag' and never go back in.
sneak off home when on a night out? i did once and it felt well good.
only to get yelled at by everyone the next day for making them worried and being irresponsible, etc. whatever guys, if you were more fun to be around then i wouldn't have left NOW WOULD I?
you get loads of texts from worried people asking where you are and if you're ok.
i need to check my phone.
cos i lold. i broke someones toilet at a house party once throwing up in it, around it, and desperatly clinging to it to stop the room spinning. those were the glory days
haha you ghey
"I'm supposed to meet some people."
These normally do the trick. Keep it vague. Specifics give people ammunition for doubt.
or just the classic "sorry i'm just really really tired" or "not feeling quite well" are always safe ones.
and thats not a Good Thing
i deadpanned drakes thing and NO ONE LAUGHED. not one person. so i said "joking lads. but srsly, im fucking knackered, see ye later" which GOT RESULTS DAMMIT
going to the moon.
...and then run.