I know some of you London girls like to do your wee DiS five-a-sides every so often, then go to the pub and, I dunno, suck each others’ dicks or whatever.
So, I propose we participate in a bonding session that everyone can enjoy, like a hunting trip. Well not “like” a hunting trip but a hunting trip: we should go hunting. We should go sometime during the second week of August, ‘cause I’ve got that week off work and don’t have anything to do. Everyone is invited, except women and vegetarians (although yes_ can come if he wants, because, well, he’s yes_).
It’ll be all about male bonding so it’s okay if you don’t kill much, but the two most prolific killers get to wrestle one another naked in front of the camp fire on the last night, so there is that aspect of competition and bloodshed to whet your appetite. If you accidentally waste anyone though, you’ve failed. Also, it’ll be a real excuse for everyone to be decked out in plaid and flannel.
Discuss it amongst yourselves. Cheers.