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Bruce Foresight. cheers. ©sadpunk 2009
Is that ahead of his date with Claire Voyance?
©meths
Bruce Fourscythes
cheers.
Asks for a pint. The barman says "there's a pub named after you down the road".
The Horse says "What - Derek?"
Paul Daniels!
you follow the fresh prince
He's arranging drinks with Daryll Planner.
I've heard he's going for Afternoon Tea with Justin Case
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Is that ahead of his date with Claire Voyance?
My mum is a dirty ho
©meths
what do you call an old farmer with multiple mowing tools?
Bruce Fourscythes
cheers.
A white horse walks into a pub.
Asks for a pint. The barman says "there's a pub named after you down the road".
The Horse says "What - Derek?"
A skeleton goes into a pub and says, "Can I have a pint and a mop, please?"
hahahaha
What do you call a magician called Paul who keeps shouting out your real name (meths)
Paul Daniels!
How do you find will smith in the snow?
you follow the fresh prince
who's got loose foreskin?