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what do you call an old man who plans ahead?

meths [Edit] [Delete] 11 replies 13:03, 16 July '09

Bruce Foresight.

cheers.


©sadpunk 2009

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    bamos | 16 Jul '09, 13:06 | X
    • I've heard he's going for Afternoon Tea with Justin Case

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      • ...

        Is that ahead of his date with Claire Voyance?

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