So like you see certain people walking around with really detailed faces

"Oooer, look at her showing off with her HD, can see each and every capillary in her cheeks god what's she like!?"

You have to go to a beauty parlour first and they cleanse your face and that and make you HD-Ready and it costs a fortune. Dinnerladies at work having a cig break

"Apparently Shirley up the road can make you HD-Ready and it only costs a tenner. Know how much it cost me when I had mine bloody done? Thirty quid! It's a disgrace isn't it Sheila."