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I personally don't think we can look past "Henson to quit rugby to take up sailing"
Jan-Ove Waldner who holds a career grand slam of 4 major Table Tennis titles (2 World Championships, 1 Olympic Gold, 1 World Cup) is to become a priest
has said that if he was not a footballer he would be a priest
i wouldnt have pinned ole bumface as a holy man
it's actually fact.
So not really that bizarre.
Unless you started it.
Oliver Bierhoff is moving to Buxton to start a painting and decorating business with long-time friend and collaborator Karl Howman.
I met him at Thorpe Park about 15 years ago. Good times :)
have been lined up to star in the remake of the Three Amigos.
John De Wolf is directing.
has been kindly rejected.
to solve the crisis in Darfur.
for a more lucrative career in directing and promoting midget porn
to rival the two already existing ones. He'll be distributing them outside Victoria from tomorrow.
Olaf Thon spotted observing UN peace-keepers in Chechnya
'the worlds best job' is. In his statement he claimed watching Lost casued him to do this and then just said the name Ben Fogle over and over again until the tape ran out.
film for mistakenly believing his surname gave him a right to be in the upcoming superhero feature film.
and gone on a rampage in a shopping mall in Bedford, spraying people with machine gun fire whilst shouting "IT'S NOT THAT FUCKING FUNNY, ALRIGHT. YOU DON'T HAVE TO LAUGH EVERYTIME MOTSON SAYS MY NAME"
for £100 instead of £250. "GET IN!!" he shouted, and then espoused the benefits of the new operating system versus those of linux and Vista 64xp.
'Oooooooh that's sassy' will be used in the adverts.
are close to finalising a deal for their newly made erotic film production company, I 'understand'.
Called It's A Sin(ton)