"sorry to interupt" - that's him on Spotify isn't it?

I USED to be an apologist for this guy. I backed him up, even after he was seen on camera sucking Noel Gallagher's red, throbbing arsehole that one too many times.

I was having an emotional moment there before and his big yawning tongue came and licked my cheeks when I least fucking wanted it. Tit.

If their "intelligent" marketing had anything going for it they should check that, as a Scouser, I'd never go Vodafone. Uh.

"okay, I'll go know" OH. do me a favour, cheers.

btw - I know where you live sonny. I've seen you get out of a taxi. One more time in my ears with that message and there'll be trouble for that cute pushchair bound kid I've seen around North London.