"I find Reverend and The Makers to be a highly witty, relevent and entertaining band"
"Books are for gays"
"I like to get drunk and shout at people in the street because they look like the faggy types who might read books"
"I think of women entirely as sexual objects. I like boobies"- only works if it's said in a non-ironic way... if it's said in an ironic way you get kudos.