1. Walking into a wall straight after ordering a sandwich. Looking back and seeing the staff exchanging 'OUCH' looks with each other.

2. Spending an evening you don't really want to spend with someone, but making an effort and then finding out they think you think it's a date.

3. Having to send an invoice three times because you're so shit at adding stuff up

Why is life awkward? when does life stop being awkward? when you get senile?