not only does this mean it's stupidly far into the year, but it's also orange march day. glad i ain't in glasgow.
one time i was working in a phone shop and i was filling out a contract for a chap. i asked him the date, as i usually did, and he replied "sonny, you should know what date it is, you not been to your march?"
that's a ludicrous thing to say to anyone, never mind in glasgow of a saturday afternoon. anyway, i replied "sorry mate, i'm catholic (actually, i'm not, i'm neither but i always take the other side in arguments like this as my parents are both catholic and protestant) and you are an idiot. i'm going to get someone else to do your sale for you" and walked away.
zero replies i'd imagine. erhm... who's the sexiset disser that wears glasses?