and a green tee shirt under a plaid shirt with one of those fucking too small to be useful shoulder bags slung across his back who is singing way too enthusiastically into his mobile to the strains of a mass singalong of Total Eclipse of the Heart?

Totally DiS.

Not the worst person on a T-Mobile advert though, I hate the tubby Scottish girl who is all 'like OMcGZZZZZZZ, then Pink came on!!!11' and the late 30s guy who looks like he works in accounts, but is wearing a British Army surplus combat jacket and a PLO style white/black shemagh like some kind of shite Home Counties admin insurgent.