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I don't :(
p.s. They dont have to be good
^ needs some work
'Police open the door, I've got some news for you'
'Ha ha, that was a funny joke!'
'Your wife is dead'
i feel sorry for whoever buys your book
The barman is terrified and ducks behind the countertop, clutching a baseball bat. He fumbles for his mobile to call his wife. He is having a psychotic episode due to a medical history of schizophrenia.
I've been telling that one for a good 10 years now. :D
I can't really remember it now, but trust me, many many lol's were had by all.
Le seeds de shell (shell sea [chelsea])
I(ro)n (sea) and wine -sea spider!
These are the best kind
I(ro)n (sea) and wine -sea spider!"
are you in the right thread?
the conversation between Dr. Livingstone and H. M. Stanley in Africa that time?
toe-knee yer boa
what do you call a shinless horse? tony the pony
Did you hear about the two tankers that collided in the Atlantic? One was carrying red paint, while the other carried purple paint. The combined crews managed to swim to a nearby island, but they were marooned.