Due to 28yootoahfc being unable to play football, I ended up in goal for Dynamo Crouch, the pride of Hertfordshire. Within the first five-to-ten minutes it was clear we were being outclassed, although the score was kept to 0-0 thanks to various saves with my feet, my face etc and some woeful finishing. Unfortunately, diving to my right, I made another decent save with my left hand, but snapped it backwards in doing so and immediately felt something (usually I strain my ligaments).
Stopped playing for the rest of the game (lost 18-3) and drove home using just my right hand (tried steering and changing gear with only one hand? scary!) then after painkillers and a shower, went to bed.
Got up this morning, to see that it'd swollen up to an unnatural size and would barely move in any direction without pain so after feeding Stew, and realising I couldn't get my socks on, walked into A&E... fracture :(
What bone did you last break and how?