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I love Bournemouth.
Overheard anything briliant recently?
But that's pretty funny
to make him laugh. His reply thusly:
"Sorry, I've got to drive a minibus full of spastics to meet Jimmy Saville in an hour and I'm more smashed than a Romanian shop in Ireland."
Some people just take it too far, don't they.
"Oh, there's a bagel stand. I'll remember that."
"You're always doing weird stuff like that. Remembering bagel stands."
We're like one of those girls who surround themselves with swamp donkey friends in order to stand out.
was in sainsbury's last night and saw a tramp burp in a chav girl's face. said chav then puked on the shop floor!
you were the tramp, weren't you?
walking down the street, and heard him saying to her "Darling, let's try not to kill anyone tonight, ok?"
Always a good aim at the start of the evening.
"and it's st pancras, not st pancreas for fuck's sake"
for some reason that made me laugh for, like, minutes.