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Some pretty wise comments here....
my faith in humanity is restored.
Odd that these daft bints should hate blacks so much when they persist in slapping on enough fake tan to look like a 21st century minstrel show.
The second one who is apparently 19 looks about 45. In summary, not as hot as Prussian Blue.
Although, all the (sic) typos makes me think otherwise, as if they've been duped into thinking their nazi love was going to be taken seriously.
I especially enjoyed:
Nelson Mandela - Villain
And didn't take all our jobs" ???
Vice: "Plato or Playdough?
but i can TOTALLY see where she's coming from there...
I'd've thought if Aryan supremacy had anything going for it it'd be fit birds.
But fake or no, the questions are genius.
(you missed out the killer bit!)
I can’t even remember when that happened..."
Er, the 1930s?
Hieronymus Bosch or a Bosch electric sander?
Bird in the hand or two in the bush?
cracked me up
general interview of someone and then a spoon question at the end. me thinks.
Whenever Private Eye pretends to interview a celebrity they always ask if something funny has ever happened to them in connection with spoons. The answer is usually "...no".
''Some people don’t understand what the BNP is about. I’ve had rows with people – not fights, just big arguments.........................I probably am a bit racist, mind''
''my favourite film is This Is England – it’s about skinheads, but they’re not really racist, because one of them is a black kid. They turn on him in the end''
slices of fried gold.
was she even watching the film? Otherwise I agree with her, Stephen Graham's character is not that of a man driven to extremism and tormented by his upbringing and relationship difficulties, but a prime example of somebody not afraid to call a spade a spade when the rest of the world is calling them "digging utensils".
Part of the problem, surely?
Birmingham, because it’s full of them anyway.
I don’t even know who that is, sorry. :D
also, i'd definitely do all of these racists.
I don’t know. I couldn’t really actually tell you. There were a couple of the sentences I agreed with. Basically about how immigrants are coming and taking people’s jobs and that.
Those BNP supporters aren't very clever, are they?
"Sure thing. What ethnicity would you most like to make love to?
Oh, God, British.
Outside of that?
Isn't vice magazine known for these kinds of faux-serious articles?
Helen: 19. Wait, no, 18.
- So you haven’t changed your mind about moving to Lanzarote?
- Yeah, I can’t wait to get out of this country.
"OK, here’s a philosophical dilemma. A terrorist is holding a plane hostage. There are three hundred people on there. But they’re all old, like about sixty; which isn’t to say they don’t have a fair bit of life left in them. Now, the terrorist informs you that you either shoot the baby and 300 people can live or 300 people must die but the baby can live. Which do you choose?
I’d probably choose the baby because it’s got its whole life to live.
Yeah, but technically you’ve rubbed out 6000 years to save maybe 80.
No, I’d still choose the baby.
The baby is black.
Still the baby.
The baby is half-Asian.
Still the baby.
The baby is half-reptilian.
What do you mean?"