I was chatting to the misses last night, givin’ it all the Johnny Big Bollocks bout science and all that crap, and like some egghead nonce I was thinking that if we, right, as humans, lived on some other fucked up planet where the day was like, 1000 hours long rather than 24 hours, then does she reckon that we, as humans who would have evolved on that fucked up planet would be able to stay up for like, 700 hours at a time or whatever? Cos you know, we’d be used to it and our cells would be used to it too cos we evolved on that planet.
If you reckon yeah, it gets more fucked son, ‘cos it means that, like a bunch of mug pricks, our DNA and cells and all that crap have been limited to needing sleep every 15-20 hours only cos that’s the muppet conditions in which we evolved. So our cells / body / whatever can actually stay up and give it the biggun for 700 hours if it was required. Meaning we’re limited to a shit version of a body compared to what it could be.
So even more fucked up is that there’s some aliens out there having it large on 1000 hour days without needing to kip, making us look like a right much of mugs.
See what I’m saying? It’s fucked John. Proper nuts.