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I think you need to see a sex therapy councillor.
Stop PMing me/my friends.
Doing the same old same old.
Can't be fucking arsed to humour him/tell him to fuck off nicely this time.
Have little patience for people with beautiful gfs who want to fuck around. Bonus of getting old, you get to be a grumpy old bitch and announce it in public. Hoorah!
Did he cheat on his bird with a disser or something?
There's your kind of perving and then there's James's kind of perving.
You have no idea dude.
Sad cos I actually quite like the guy in person/when he's not being a walking concrete phallus.
my sides! no srsly!
not because its like pms or anything
You're such a grumpy old motherfucker sometimes Mart. Like a 40 year old in an 18 year old's body.
And like I really give a fuck about whether *you* think someone may possibly fancy me or not.
Move along now.
stop mourning for your future. It's really not attractive ;)
did you dig them?
From Ho_FoJune 27, 2009 11:41
I wouldn't be living up to my stereotype created for me by the internet if I didn't invite you down to London to have a drink during which you can try to deflect my devestating charms until you relent.
Sound like fun?
Sounds pretty desperate.
'your friends' / facebook
GORGEOUS. I think we know you and I have no chance (you may have known for a lot longer than I have) but please tell me your friends are into nothing more than no-nothing boys with all the enthusiasm and finess of a 6 month old labrador. x
'stereotype created for me by the internet'. What a catch!
*settles back into chair for some old skool sunday night DiS*
It's been quiet recently.
"It might be fun. But time cosuming.
Guys are all wankers. I suggest we have above average but ultimately meaningless sex to punish him."
"my advice still stands. how expensive is getting a car to your isle? "
"come to london. i'm not as attractive as I was but i am devestatingly charming when not drunk and online. also fairly self-assured."
From Ho_FoJune 12, 2009 00:07
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Please refrain from using the word "devastatingly" in all your fucking PMs if you can't even fucking spell it.
us poor attractive males need a bit of sexual imposition as well
awww men must be so jealous. they are so great though!
but let's not distract from the, ahem, point.
I wouldn't mind, but some of it makes me blush
what about us poor slightly-less-attractive-than-moousee males?
but don't worry, there's plenty who are even more minging
I was seeking validation YOU CUNT
i pop a boner whenever i think about you
I'm never leaving my room again.
in the naughty place.
we all know you're gorgeous.
Met him in person.
He pinched my tit. To be fair I pinched his first out of cheekiness but they were probs more impressive than mine, and I was fed up of his stupid fucking moves.
Dude's got good moobs, has to be said.
easy, but lovely.
If only Michael Jackson were alive to eat popcorn whilst watching all of this :'(
Ich denke Sie Notwendigkeit, ein Geschlechtstherapieratsmitglied zu sehen!
Stoppen Sie Mitteilung ich und meine Freunde!
From Ho_Fo May 3, 2009 25:61
hey dood. ive seen soem pics and im liking what im seeing. ive never been with a guy before, but im willing to let you pop my anal cherry, or something
I feel like such a jester.
From Ho_Fo April 7, 2009 23:12
Hi. I really want to bum you. Right up in the bum. I want to splosh my love goo all the way up your broad back. Let me know if you want to meet up in london for a drink (of my spaff)
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WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL
From Ho_Fo July 5, 2009 23:24
don't listen to anything moousee says dood, you're the only one for me... so when -are- you coming to london? there's an expiry on all this lube, it wont last for ever. i will though ;)
From Ho_Fo July 5, 2009 23:30
I told you no tell people about our messages. Now doodthatkicksarse is getting all jealous, so I have to pretend that I want to bum him, right up in the bum. When its clear that I'd much rather give you some bum chaffe. My number is 07941321965.
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From Ho_Fo July 5, 2009 23:36
so... you still wanna? srsly, i dont think you realise just how much lube i have here, there's enough for everyone, like, three times over. it'd be a shame to waste
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He seems like a less than reputable character.
im not a fan of the tubbies
pass the popcorn, plastic nose.
if i was as physically inoffensive as ho_fo then i'd be on a persistent dick maneuvre. And so would you. There's some ripe fruits on DiS
but it's all been photoshopped to make me look more beautiful. I'm actually much less attractive
shit, do you think i'm some sort of machine? We are so over
ANYTHING! I NEED YOU :'((((((
can't you see this is a private conversation?
let's ditch this chump
are engaged in persistent dick maneuvers in and around this area."
(to be pronounced while gesturing towards own crotch)
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July 05, 2009 00:33
how did you get so cute? i want to know.
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I didnt take notice really O_o
but he just asked me how i was, nothing dodgy. Unless he is also impossiblyhungover, idk.
well, actually, he asked if we talked before. i think last time i humoured him he offered to send pictures of his junk, but that might have been someone else.
he must have been BORED AS HELL last night, anyway.
what does this mean?
mr ho for is trying to do horrible things with my wolly pop :(
this could be a disaster :O
From Ho_Fo July 3, 2009 00:02
wanna spit roast yesiamaduck?
he is so depraved
i am going to pull the 'rough as a brick shithouse' stereotype/card.
in my case anyway...
don't sadface me.
I'm moving over to the Horse & Hound forums.
this must be a fake user now. hollywood_freak left ages ago, and ho_fo is some sort of pm only troll? cos i've not seen him post on the boards.
also when the hell did he pinch mirri on the boob? zonino?
well i hope he comes back properly. starts making threads about obama again.
yeah i do. i don't want to be all like "ah it was better on here back in the old days, when threads used to mean something!" sort of thing, but things change, especially a messageboard like this. i'm sure loads of people found those threads boring.
That would be great
you've been missed around here fo sho.
I didnt manage it, although i kind of realise that I am, i get tired of me and i <3 me too
was hollywood freak.
i am wayyy out of my depth here.
ach who the cares anyway.
I didn't realise whoever's running the account was being a prick too. I'll ban it. If is actually James he can come back with his proper username...
PM a load of people 'jokingly' enquiring about their sexual availability. When a few people take exception to your clever, self-deprecating joke, it's fine 'cos you were just trolling them, GS3 style. But you might also get some gash out of it. Kudos.
he's cool :)
he generally does though
kl, i call bridesmaid duties.
Everything you did and said was fine by me.
I <3 hofo