Ok, the deal is; you live with a woman (or a man if the gays and birds want to take part) who is decidely average looking at best. She tries to make the best of herself for you but you find yourself buying Nuts magazine to keep your sexual urges afloat. In fact, your whole life is mediocre at best; you live in a 1 bed house, your job bores you into depression for the vast majority of the time, yet keeps you well enough so that you'll never starve to death. Your social life makes you wish it was monday again and the mediocre bint only lets you up her on her in missionary position once a week if you're holding the right cards.
Now, given the time travelling opportunity, would you swap all this blandness to shoot back 35,000 years and go live in a dank cave with a gorgeous woman, wearing nothing but a slip of fur before it became fashionable. Think Raquel Welch circa 100 Million Years BC or a hotter Wilma Flintstone. This bird has got it all; long unkempt brown hair a gorgeous face and an amazing body....except that her arm pits stink of death and her arse crack has seen less wipes than Gary Glitters hard drive before it went to PC World. Surviving becomes a bit of an effort what with the hunting and lack of the NHS and all, yet you get to return to your cold cave after a hard days hunting to a beautiful woman who's not even quite sure what hole it should go in.
So.......what do you choose?