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and you're invited.
Is that how the old saying goes?
I'd like to postpone my visit to the twatfarm until the cooler months... for obvious reasons.
A BOUNTIFUL HARVEST
for the twa-a-ats?
has surely come
with the promise of a twat.
"Got myself a twatfarm
Them feller didn't grow shit"
You'll remember me when the west wind moves
Upon the fields o’ fanny
You'll forget the pigman in his jealous sty
As we walk in fields of clunge
Took my scythe of lust to thresh awhile
Upon the field of axewound
The twatfarm glowed from the PubeTractor
Listen to my mandolin solo
Here comes the self-loathing, right on schedule
For some reason someone posted some shitty Sting parody and it came up as being by me. IT WAS NOT ME
and neither of them seem to apply to me so HAI.
Not because he was a twatfarm, he just smelled like a farm.
I buy and sell twattery.
takes me right back in fact
back and back and back i go
i go i go
back to the place that's behind where i was before i went back