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Feed me liquorice and call me all sorts.
How was your holiday?
Much shenanigans, keeping nocturnal hours, ended up with a 15 foot tree in our apartment, first day sober in ten days. :/
Plus I just turned 21 yesterday. Busy busy. Yerself?
How the hell did a fifteen foot tree end up in your apartment? I'm imagining it growing tall and bursting through the floor. Don't shatter my imagination.
I'm all right thanks. I'm off work next week and everyone's going on holiday, leaving me with the house to myself. What should I do?
OR- find some girl you fancy and guilt her into staying with you or at least coming over a bit, because 'you hate being alone' and thus creating a sexy love nest for yourself.
Two of my mates saw a fallen tree on a drunken walk home and undertook a stealth operation to save it. It wouldn't go up the stairs so they threw it up to our balcony. I got home at about seven in the morning to see their excited faces beckoning me up to apartment. Opened the front door to the living room and there he was with his roots in the sink, resplendent in an oversized sombrero.
hey man, how many chavy english girls did you lay?
ended up almost married to a northie for the first few days before she left, then just a couple of scores, and some late night beach side fumblings. got some nice scouse girls visiting here in a week or so though, so my fingers and balls are criss-crossed.
up yours, pretty boy
no need man, honestly.
and there did seem to be quite a few fat spaniards doing miles better than me. Plus, i imagine you are a MASSIVE Cassanova machine, so you're one to talk.
good to see ya (or your thoughts in text form on a screen, at least)